tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post4524785109071601231..comments2024-03-29T01:18:59.578+00:00Comments on The Thoughts of Chairman Bill: Charity Shop ChicChairman Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02104786653126767184noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-31506158357288010822010-06-17T11:27:29.348+01:002010-06-17T11:27:29.348+01:00You are very amusing Lizzie, do you have a blog th...You are very amusing Lizzie, do you have a blog that I can visit?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-58961966835638537822010-06-17T10:06:06.645+01:002010-06-17T10:06:06.645+01:00Sorry about repeating myself ... I thought I had l...Sorry about repeating myself ... I thought I had lost the first version, so did it all again - a bit like my marriages ... the second one was bettr!Lizzienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-43302507840927300712010-06-16T09:34:21.590+01:002010-06-16T09:34:21.590+01:00From the womanly angle:
Wife delivers child to uni...From the womanly angle:<br />Wife delivers child to university and offers lift to sexy lecturer in Zara jacket. After a memorable hour in an obliging barn, they proceed to his hometown and part. Arriving home, she finds to her horror, the jacket on back seat. After checking the pockets (always nice to have a legitimate excuse for this surveillance technique) for an address, wife decides charity shop is best way of disposing of evidence in a sustainable and ethical manner. Moral: always check linings for peculiar stains.... oh and also - my previous mother in law once gave me for Christmas a blue acrylic and lurex poncho. By New Year it was in the charity shop, who decided it was so eye-catching (!) it should go in the window. Next thing I know, ma-in-law is saying "there is a poncho just like yours in the charity shop; I might buy it and we could go out together in them" The visions flash across my brain faster than a drowning scene in Casualty ...chiefly, that I will have to run to BHS and buy one of these offensive objects. Fortunately, someone in respite care sent a runner out to buy it early next morning..Moral ... always donate at a distance ... back to the premature ejaculation thread...Lizzie Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-75706815475206663282010-06-16T09:23:34.190+01:002010-06-16T09:23:34.190+01:00From the female point of view .... Wife delivers c...From the female point of view .... Wife delivers child to university and offers lift to gorgeous young lecturer in Zara jacket. After a memorable hour in an obliging barn, she drops him where asked and heads off home. Arriving, she discovers Zara jacket in car.After checking all pockets for contact details (always nice to have a legitimate reason to do this) she decides the best way to dispose of evidence is the charity shop ... Moral, always check lining for suspicious stains....<br /><br />And here's another ... one Christmas my previous ma-in-law gave me a hideous blue lurex poncho. By New Year it was in the local charity shop, who decided it was so eye-catching they put it in the window. Ma-in-law then says to me "there's a poncho like I got you in the charity shop - I could buy it and we could go out together in them!" Presenting me with the ghastly possibility that I would have to go to BHS and BUY one of the sodding things. Fortunately, someone who was in respite care bought it early next day.Lizzienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-24386391424875311452010-06-16T09:10:10.288+01:002010-06-16T09:10:10.288+01:00While out with 'girlfriend' Wife 2 sees id...While out with 'girlfriend' Wife 2 sees identical waxed jacket snogging a blond at the bar. Returns home... Sabatier knife... Neek!Neek!Neek!Neek!... mops the floor nice and clean again.. puts waxed jacket in carrier bag in Volvo... puts man in potting shed... rest is obv innit.<br /><br />Moral: like oneself, always enquire in the charity shop "Has anyone died in this jacket, please?"hux495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-80736650537601085092010-06-07T17:09:34.165+01:002010-06-07T17:09:34.165+01:00While tired and emotional man orders jacket by mai...While tired and emotional man orders jacket by mail order on internet. Cold light of day leads to panic due to sure knowledge that nonbe of wives would countenance such extravagance: delivery is intercepted and item donated to charity shop in hope that no more will be heard of matterOld Jolyonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-91402438017246070942010-06-07T15:21:14.838+01:002010-06-07T15:21:14.838+01:00Man accidentally left wax jacket in St Peter’s Hos...Man accidentally left wax jacket in St Peter’s Hospice charity shop after he took it off to try on an Armani jumper.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-30366845497228814982010-06-07T13:28:49.382+01:002010-06-07T13:28:49.382+01:00Great scenario, Bill. If I was a film producer, I...Great scenario, Bill. If I was a film producer, I'd be backing that by now. <br /><br />My own theory is a bit boring tho'. Don't these companies donate new items? I know Gap and them do. Sorry, bit orthodox that one xxxJennysmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04176560381292594341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-58552154796981251652010-06-07T13:21:02.977+01:002010-06-07T13:21:02.977+01:00Future ex Wife 2 finds said man in bed with ex wif...Future ex Wife 2 finds said man in bed with ex wife 1 and her sister, soon to be wife 3, and in rage kills him. His Favorite jacket is donated to your charity shop by the family ! Much more likely scenario in sleep Chipping Sodbury ?<br />I wish I had more time to develop the plot, could make a good TV show.Philhttp://www.rc-international-speedways.comnoreply@blogger.com