tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post8945573899466363831..comments2024-03-28T17:09:23.172+00:00Comments on The Thoughts of Chairman Bill: Act of God?Chairman Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02104786653126767184noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-32084632112403974732010-04-20T16:35:57.260+01:002010-04-20T16:35:57.260+01:00If the ashcloud is an act of god, which one? Thor ...If the ashcloud is an act of god, which one? Thor or Odin?Paul Hulberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086558762212796986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-79833739275765907662010-04-20T16:28:32.866+01:002010-04-20T16:28:32.866+01:00Gattux is in the sign of the Tongs? Oh crap, big ...Gattux is in the sign of the Tongs? Oh crap, big trouble then...Kabbalah Rookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12737692859267786264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-52265214655262623712010-04-20T15:45:35.410+01:002010-04-20T15:45:35.410+01:00Fletch: I hear earthquakes in Iran are being blame...Fletch: I hear earthquakes in Iran are being blamed on immodest women - a subject close to my heart and a subject for tomorrow.<br /><br />Kabbalah: Crisps is easy. I hear Gattux is in the sign of the Tongs and it's going to be a bit hairly for lady florists in Chipping Norton and lighthouse keepers the world over.Chairman Billhttp://ttocb.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-26460217508374973422010-04-20T15:18:13.414+01:002010-04-20T15:18:13.414+01:00Re: 'tists today' - I get the same hangup ...Re: 'tists today' - I get the same hangup if I think too hard about pronouncing the word 'crisps'<br /><br />I won't bore you with my thoughts on "God" and Euthenasia, but the earthquakes, volcano and air disasters can be blamed on Pluto (the planet, not the dog) being a bit backwards. The current astrological line up indicates major global disasters for April and July. <br />Yep, I know, sounds crazy. I think that Cameron should think twice before rowing a boat across the channel. Or maybe wait until May.Kabbalah Rookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12737692859267786264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-68785884399616296062010-04-20T15:06:01.724+01:002010-04-20T15:06:01.724+01:00This 'Act Of God' euphemism appears to be ...This 'Act Of God' euphemism appears to be limited to the UK's take on the event. Even Sky (who are renowned for <i>making</i> the news rather than <i>reporting</i> it) managed to change all references to the calamity to an 'Act of Nature'.<br /><br />Portugal, a deeply religious Catholic country, has refrained from using the 'Act of God' epithet. They probably learned the hard way, when the Great Lisbon Earthquake struck on 1st November 1755, 'All Saints Day', that it was futile blaming your God for all your troubles. You were bound to piss him off!Fletchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157215951893338381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-15473239445842381342010-04-20T14:26:20.327+01:002010-04-20T14:26:20.327+01:00That is the downside to not hissing!
SxThat is the downside to not hissing!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-43404784002065573682010-04-20T14:21:30.383+01:002010-04-20T14:21:30.383+01:00Scarlet: I look like a chimpanzee when saying it y...Scarlet: I look like a chimpanzee when saying it your way.Chairman Billhttp://ttocb.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-88369994708834712252010-04-20T14:19:37.525+01:002010-04-20T14:19:37.525+01:00I'm not from Surrey!!!
But I have good teeth.
...I'm not from Surrey!!!<br />But I have good teeth.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-38346220355616880972010-04-20T14:16:45.384+01:002010-04-20T14:16:45.384+01:00...or do you speak parseltoungue?...or do you speak parseltoungue?Chairman Billhttp://ttocb.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-20817471410491498332010-04-20T14:15:59.794+01:002010-04-20T14:15:59.794+01:00Scarlet: I was right - you're from Surrey!Scarlet: I was right - you're from Surrey!Chairman Billhttp://ttocb.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-29494320740882797722010-04-20T13:57:23.567+01:002010-04-20T13:57:23.567+01:00...You have to kind of pucker up before saying ......You have to kind of pucker up before saying 'today'... and then the hiss lessens considerably.<br />Try it!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-12290016260909712552010-04-20T13:51:24.946+01:002010-04-20T13:51:24.946+01:00Scarlet: You've just proved you're an alie...Scarlet: You've just proved you're an alien from the planet Zog. Humans are incapable of saying it without hissing.Chairman Billhttp://ttocb.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-33899984970658583792010-04-20T13:45:19.929+01:002010-04-20T13:45:19.929+01:00I can say leading scientists today! It trips of my...I can say leading scientists today! It trips of my tongue okay.<br />Are you talking with your mouth full?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2809146912677894496.post-71352715661132074162010-04-20T09:35:48.867+01:002010-04-20T09:35:48.867+01:00The election probably has something to do with it,...The election probably has something to do with it, i.e. makes great telly; Cameron single handedly rows to Calais and rescues thousands from the beaches etc..<br /><br />If you believe in an omnipotent, omniscient deity and that she has a plan for you then you could ask what's the point in doing anything for yourself?Steve Borthwickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13361597018502017407noreply@blogger.com