Last weekend we took the motorhome to Charmouth and engaged in one of our hobbies while walking back from Lyme Regis along the beach route - looking for sea glass.
There’s something marvellously absurd – and profoundly human – about what we do with sand. Nature gives it to us soft, safe, and benign. We melt it down, pour it into moulds, and fashion it into bottles, jars, windows, and the occasional Molotov cocktail. Then we smash it, discard it, and leave it as a hazard – jagged remnants of our brief encounters with purpose. And only then does the sea get to work, with infinite patience and a quiet sort of mockery, smoothing out our sharp edges and turning our waste into treasure.
Nowhere is this strange redemption more evident than between Charmouth and Lyme Regis – the Jurassic Coast at its most poetic. The cliffs crumble not just with the weight of geological time, but with the remains of domestic history. Crockery, pipework, old bricks – the discarded relics of lives once lived – now tumble onto the shingle like ghosts escaping their foundations. Among them, sea glass. Worn, frosted, beautiful. And the blue – oh, the blue – is the grail. Rarer than an honest politician and far more useful, it's usually a shard of old poison bottle or perfume flacon, now made safe by decades of abrasion.
But beware the charlatans. For every authentic sliver of ocean-tempered history, there’s a bag of chemically frosted fakery waiting to deceive the unsuspecting collector. Real sea glass wears its story on its skin – a pitted, matte surface etched by salt and sand, with edges that have been softened by time and tide, not by a rotary tumbler in a garden shed. Fakes, by contrast, are too perfect – overly rounded, evenly frosted, often suspiciously uniform in colour. If it feels waxy or powdery, or you found it online by the kilo in improbable hues of red and orange, chances are it’s a modern imposter.
Because real sea glass doesn’t emerge from Etsy. It’s born of carelessness, neglect, and time. And if you want to find it, you go to the coastlines where history’s rubbish was heaved over the edge – not Instagrammed into existence. Seaham, in County Durham, is the high temple – glass factories once hurled their waste into the sea like confetti. Today, the shoreline offers up multicoloured fragments like relics from a forgotten stained-glass cathedral. Whitby, with its gothic cliffs and shipping heritage, gifts frosted relics amid the kelp. St Ives and Marazion in Cornwall, Fort William on Loch Linnhe, and South Queensferry beneath the Forth bridges – all places where time and tide have done what we would not: turn brokenness into beauty.
And still we do it. We take sand – harmless, abundant – and fashion danger from it, only to treasure it once nature has made it harmless again. It's the long game of redemption. We never clean up after ourselves, not properly. We outsource it to the sea. And then we turn up in walking boots and cagoules, pockets bulging with its quiet forgiveness, congratulating ourselves for finding beauty in the wreckage we caused.
So next time you find a perfect piece of sea glass – blue, green, or clear – run your thumb over it. Feel the texture. Examine the shape. Ask yourself whether it's earned its place in your palm. Because you're not just holding glass – you're holding a fragment of human folly, smoothed by the one force that still bothers to tidy up after us. The sea doesn't lie. It just waits, tumbling our sins until they're safe to handle.


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