Monday, 10 August 2015

Book Club Floyd


Can't decide whether this is David Beckham showing good musical taste, or a designer retro look.



Hay is a member of a book club. Sounds excruciating to me to have to read a book I have no interest in whatsoever, purely for the dubious pleasure of criticising it within a group. Anyway, they meet once a month at each other's houses in turn and to date we've managed to evade the honour for one reason or another. However, it's our turn in October and I'm wracking my brain to find a way of dissuading them from wanting to meet at our house ever again, as they start about 7 and don't finish till around 11pm. The current strategy centres around sitting at my laptop and making the odd tutting sound, while occasionally turning round and glaring at one or other of them. Any additional ideas are welcome.


Sunday, 9 August 2015

The Invisible Man on the Avon Milk Run


Wasn't there a vote for a new LibDem leader not so long ago? Anyone know who won? Whoever it was, he's been remarkably silent of late.

Talking of politics, hundreds of thousands of people are flocking to join the Labour party to undermine the election of their new leader. Seems to me the only way to prevent this is to have the MPs elect their leader - at least the MPs have been vetted by their local constituency party and an MP elected leader will have more support from his MPs than one foisted on them.

Seems Muller now has it in for our dairy farmers, which actually translates to the consumer, if the consumer continues to buy Muller products. Anyone know of a website which lists the retailers who give diary farmers above the cost of production? Supermarket milk prices alone won't suffice, as a high price doesn't guarantee that the extra is passed up the chain.

Another sojourn on the Avon in the kayaks yesterday; this time between Bradford on Avon and Limpley Stoke. A tad busy around Bradford on Avon with scullers - the marine equivalent of earnest blokes in Lycra peddling expensive bikes furiously on canal towpaths - but one of the most beautiful stretches of the Avon. Came back via the Kennett and Avon canal.













Saturday, 8 August 2015

An Aussie Korean Blogger by Any Another Name


Aldi Carino shampoo. Looks like Aussie shampoo, smells like Aussie shampoo, comes from Australia - I'm damned certain it is Aussia shampoo targeted at those not willing to pay the price for Aussie branded shampoo. Try it - it's very good.

North Korea has changed from GMT+9 to GMT+8.5. Rather immaterial., however, as North Korea is still 50 years behind the rest of the world.

Yet another atheist blogger has been hacked to death by adherents of a barbaric, backward, medieval and totalitarian form of religion having no truck with the basic western tenet of freedom of conscience or human rights - fundamentalist Islam. Mind you, fundamentalist Judaism and Christianity are equally backward and antithetical to freedom of conscience, but perhaps not quite as barbaric.

Exterior doors and windows fitted. Roof tiles and cladding next week:



Friday, 7 August 2015

Duke's Migrant Hot Tub


I'm currently re-reading a biography of the Duke of Wellington. He was described by a contemporary as 'very abstemious, consuming just five or 6 glasses of wine with dinner and a pint of claret afterwards'. If that's abstemious, then the Georgians and Victorians must have been a cirrhotic lot!

Noticed how illegal immigrants are now being called 'undocumented immigrants'? I believe this term has been imported from the USA and I heard it used by the BBC the other night, but I'm at a loss as to understand why. If procedures for gaining admission to a country are not followed and you choose to smuggle yourself in through use of a lorry or walking through the Channel Tunnel, it follows that you are gaining illegal entry and are therefore an illegal immigrant. Are illegal drugs now to be termed undocumented drugs?

The current narrative from the aid agencies is that the illegals coming to Europe are so desperate that they are prepared to 'risk their lives', not that they are duped by unscrupulous traffickers and don't have an inking they are going to be loaded (or are aware of the dangers involved in being loaded) onto overcrowded, unseaworthy tubs.

This morning's sheds for beds update - it's going up like a mushroom. Windows are arriving today, but it's a moot point as to whether they or the roof tiles will get precedence. In any case, windows and roof will be on by the end of next week.


Thought we might put a hot tub in outside - we'll get two old baths, strap them together and link them to the hot tap in the cabin, or if we can get some cast iron jobs, then make a space underneath where we can light a log fire. Failing that, a couple of empty steel drums - there's no need to spend money needlessly...


Thursday, 6 August 2015

Tattoos on the Throne


Mrs Queen has beaten Queen Victoria for time spent on the throne. Hay says no-one can beat the amount of time I spend on it.

No.2 Daughter is yearning to have a tattoo and I'm trying my best to dissuade her from disfiguring herself for life. Tattoos are generally unacceptable to my generation due to associations with caste and pugilism (tat wearers of my generation were genuinely rebellious individuals - or pissed when they got them - and not fashion victims), but if they must be worn, then only on an able seaman, and even then I have strong reservations.

I've mentioned this before, but had a tattoo when 20 and in a drunken stupor after a stag night in Tilbury, where I was standing by a few ships as 3rd Mate just before my wedding. The purchase of 2 crates of Tennants Thistle cans contributed heavily to my condition, and I wish to hell I'd been stone, cold sober. 

As it transpired, I ended up with a somewhat traditional maritime theme of a sailing ship under full sail with the logo HOMEWARD BOUND. Not so many years later the writing was indecipherable and could have been anything. The once bright and majestic sailing ship looks like a faded cartoon and the sun in the tattoo set many decades ago. It's a hideous, disfiguring splodge. I was so ashamed of it (officers just didn't have tattoos) that I never wore short sleeved shirts ever again in the presence of my father. I just thanked God it wasn't something more lurid.

I find tattoos on women frightening, as in my younger day it was only low caste ladies and ladies of the night who sported them - and of course ladies belonging to certain tribes in the Naga Hills of Burma. To me they're not attractive, but that's purely a generational thing. I think I wouldn't mind so much if they were individualistic, but they are usually all on a similar theme, as if the tat artists share the same Ladybird Book of Tattoos.

Ones with foreign script are especially dangerous - what you think are ancient words of deep wisdom turn out to be adverts for the local Chinese chippy or some Arabian swear words.

One of the sailors on a ship I served in as a cadet in the early 70s had a wonderful tattoo of a huge bunch of yellow roses on his chest, which was fairly artistic. There's the apocryphal tattoo, which I've never actually seen, of a hunt scene on a sailor's back that stretches down to his bum, where the fox is darting into it's foxhole (all you can see is his tail) - you can guess what the foxhole was. And then there's the usual LOVE and HAT across the knuckles.

That said, I do find this one acceptable as it has functionality - the hiding of mastectomy scars.


You could wear that on the beach and no-one would be the wiser that it wasn't in fact a bikini top.


Wednesday, 5 August 2015

More Cabin Progress


Visible progress will start to slow down once the roof and cladding are on, as the skim coat on the interior plasterboard take time to dry.





Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Sourced from Miles Away


On Saturday, after our morning of kayaking, we had lunch at The Old Mill at Bathampton. The menu showed the provenance of the supplies used to make the various meals and I noticed that something was from Somerset, something else was from Yorkshire, yet another ingredient was from Lincolnshire - in fact the complete antithesis of the usual statement going on about how all the ingredients are sourced locally from within a 5 metre radius.

It struck me that locally sourced ingredients must be restrictive by definition and it makes sense to search further afield for the best. Which is better - to expend food miles to source the finest the whole country can offer, or limit yourself to what are possibly inferior, locally-sourced ingredients?

Given the rampant penchant for companies protecting their produce with Protected Designation of Origin of Protected Geographical Indication, it won't be long before restaurants will have no choice but to source their ingredients from far and wide.

Cabin update:







Monday, 3 August 2015

Racism vs Abuse


I was called racist yesterday for using the term paddy wagon in Satruday's post - well, actually, ignorant and racist. I was going to leave racism for another day, but.....

Leaving aside for a moment that one can't be ignorant of a perfectly innocuous use of a term offending someone and simultaneously being racist for using it, there must be an intent to be abusive. The term racist is much overused - especially when the offender and offended are of the same race. It may be unwittingly abusive or discriminatory, but certainly not racist, unless one wishes to designate the Irish as a totally different race from Western Europeans - which would be stretching the bounds of credulity beyond reason. There again, the meaning of words do change with time and sometimes so fast that you can't keep up with them, so I'll accept the accusation of ignorance.

If I were using the term paddy wagon in a racist or abusive manner, I would surely have a hatred of Irish people, which I don't. Some of my best friends are Irish (and I'll come back to that last statement in a minute). besides which I've heard Irish friends of my acquaintance using the term without batting an eyelid. That said, black Americans use the word Nigger between themselves with abandon, but woe betide any white person using it.

When does a term become abusive? How many have to take offence for it to be considered abusive - is one sufficient? Researching the term paddy wagon reveals no-one is quite sure how it evolved, but it did evolve in America. It also revealed that some people of Irish descent consider it abusive but many don't. Any term can be considered abusive if the person reading it or hearing it decides to designate it as such, and thus there's a high degree of arbitrariness about defining a term as abusive. As we know, a number of people like to be offended by virtually anything and seem almost to have a vested interest in being offended. It would seem from the foregoing that the only way of defining a term as abusive is the intent of the deliverer. In my use of the term, an association with the Irish wasn't even in my conscious mind, so I reject the accusation of racism on a number of fronts. If you are Irish, are you offended?

Take the word pommie. It can be used generally (and unabusively), but it can also be used abusively. Where do you draw the line? Surely it can only be decided by intent. To designate the word as abusive in every context just because a minority use it abusively is ludicrous - or is it?

Returning to racism, in my lexicon it is the hatred of all members of another race for no other reason than their defining racial characteristics, and thus irrational. Rational hatred, and any resulting abuse, whether caused by a particular behaviour, ideology or bad experience that inductive reasoning has generalised (and induction from a few instances is never recommended), cannot really be called racism - there is a concrete reason for the hatred, be that mistaken or genuine. 

I contend that most people who are labeled racist would generally have no problem with people of a different race who's behaviour, mode of speech or general demeanour is identical to their own. How many times have we heard the words; "I'm not racist - I have a lot of black friends - but.....," followed by what is commonly referred to as a racist remark. It's not the other person's race that is actually the issue, it's more an aspect of their culture. Skin colour or eye shape is immaterial. These people have rationalised their hatred, albeit on a stereotype. Humans, however, are very good at recognising patterns - it's how we interpret and make sense of the world around us - and hence the stereotype.

The trendy left is overly fond of labeling people as racist at the drop of a hat - it's the new black - and it is used to deflect the course of an argument away from the pertinent or uncomfortable facts. Local councils place ethnic minority orphans with foster families of the same ethnicity. I ask whether that is in itself racist - I'm not saying it is or it isn't, I merely ask the question while pointing out that the decision is not colour blind, The usual argument is that the child should not lose contact with its culture - but we are not born with a culture, it's assimilated as we grow up and can change with environment.

The pleasing thing is that the accusation of racism was not leveled at me for my comments on Islam - the reason being that Islam is an ideology and not specific to any race. For recognition of that fact I applaud my accuser.


Sunday, 2 August 2015

Yakking Immigration


Some of yesterday's post was whited out by mistake - now corrected.

Apropos of yesterday's post and a question that was posed; "Couldn't one make a case for saying that the very essence of British culture is, and always has been, its multiculturalism. Which means that British Culture is an enemy of the state ..... maybe?"

My answer is that history can teach us valuable lessons and we ignore it at our peril (a lot of mistakes arise from ignoring history - like Afghanistan). One only has to look at the experience of the Native Americans, the Aborigines and the various tribes of what is now South Africa and the devastation that uncontrolled immigration wrought. We now have massive ghettos of white people there who have imposed their own laws, customs and religion, and while South Africa is gradually reclaiming its culture, it does still remain predominantly western.

There are no instances of immigration that I can think of where cultural ghettos were not the immediate (and in mist cases, permanent) result, although I bet someone will prove me wrong with the exception that proves the rule. Just as a note, the countries with the highest Muslim populations in Europe are France, Germany and the UK, in that order. France and the UK's population is predominantly the result of colonialism; Germany's was as a result of a much more sinister relationship with Islam during the Nazi era, combined with rampant labour immigration in the 90s. Both France and Germany are having undeniable and massive problems with their Muslim communities.

I have more to say on this issue - to do with the label 'racist', when in the majority of cases (admittedly not all) the label would more accurately be termed 'culturalist', but I'll leave that for another day. However, while talking about racism, I was told the term paddywaggon (which I used yesterday) is a racist term, yet there's a tour firm in Ireland called Paddywaggon Tours. So much for Irish people being offended by the term - I hate it when people get offended on behalf of people who aren't offended at all.

Went yakking again yesterday and did the Bathampton to Bath section of the River Avon. Some photos:




We called in at Saltford Marina on the way home:



Saturday, 1 August 2015

Migrants & Sharia


It strikes me that a suitable way to deal with the migrants at Calais is the use honeypot lorries that are easy to get into; once they fill, get them across to the UK and decant the migrants into paddy wagons for immediate deportation back to their countries of origin.

Since they are coming across half of Europe to get to the UK, any genuine refugees are contravening the law that says they must seek asylum in the first EU country they arrive in, which is invariably a Mediterranean one. This suggests those ending up in Calais are not genuine refugees but economic migrants. Given they are almost 100% Muslim it's also strange that no Muslim country on their journey is considered an adequate refuge (which doesn't say much for Muslim countries).

Allowing immigration by swathes of Muslims will store up problems for the future. Islam can be a very dangerous political doctrine (it's not just a religion; if it were it wouldn't be so dangerous), as it governs every aspect of the life of the believer. It was born out of war and strife (Islam has been fighting the infidel for most of its existence) and we already have radicals calling for sharia law in parts of the UK where Muslims are dominant, and indeed already goes on 'under the counter'. In Germany it's even worse and a shadow sharia justice system operates. The innocuous sounding Assembly of Muslim Jurists of America has actually issued fatwas condoning marital rape (fatwa 2982), justifying FGM (fatwa 1639), death for apostasy and forbidding obtaining citizenship of a non-Muslim country.

There is no escaping the fact that sharia is antithetical to the western concept of justice;
  • Its firmly - and fatally - anchored in dogmatic, 7th century jurisprudence,
  • Its standards of evidence fall well below those prevalent in western jurisprudence - the value of evidence is weighted according to who you are - male/female, Muslim/non-Muslim. It's predicated on the unshakable assumption that Muslims are superior to non-Muslims and equality before the law is nonexistent.
  • It disallows freedom of conscience (and indeed freedom of expression) and proscribes homosexuality, 
  • It has no concept of fundamental human rights as we understand them, and 
  • The punishments are barbaric. 
Additionally, due to the lack of focus on evidence, justice under sharia is easily subverted and used for settling scores - we have seen many cases of this in Islamic paradises. Imagine if we still had 7th century laws and were not allowed to change them because they were allegedly mandated by God. Trial by ordeal would be a good one to watch at the Old Bailey.

Attempts have been made by 'moderate' Muslims (a misnomer, if we equate moderation with liberalisation) to modernise sharia in Muslim countries, but all, with the sole exception of Turkey, have failed - although even Turkey seems to be peddling backwards now and the conservatives are in the ascendancy.

When your laws are based on a 7th century book supposedly being the immutable word of God and you are a fervent believer (and most Muslims are devout, if nothing else), then attempts at making sharia more acceptable in the 21st century are bound to fail in the long term, as change would be de facto blasphemy - Islam is not, after all, democratic. While many Muslims (depending on their country of residence) are willing to say Sharia is open to interpretation in the modern era, there are always radical imams in the wings who say not and act as elastic bands to draw the faithful back to a literal interpretation by merely pointing to the relevant words of the Koran and questioning the believer's devoutness (with all the dire consequences that entails).

In a 2008 poll, 40% of UK Muslims were in favour of sharia in the UK. I would be willing to place a bet that this percentage has probably increased in the intervening 7 years, as has the percentage of Muslims. There's no denying that British and American foreign policy has in all probability contributed to this. However, as we know from 20th century experience in Europe, a small number of fanatics can find the means to control the more moderate, silent majority.

A survey of US mosques found 81% of those mosques surveyed moderately or strongly supported violent jihad in favour of the imposition of sharia. To quote from the report:

"Violence-positive materials were found in a very large majority (81%) of the 100 mosques surveyed.  Violence-positive materials were more likely to be found in mosques whose communal prayer practices, imams, and adult male worshipers exhibited greater indicia of Sharia-adherent behaviors than were their less Sharia-adherent counterparts.  Moreover, the mosques that contained violence-positive materials were many times more likely than mosques that did not contain violence-positive materials to engage in several behaviors that promoted violence and violent jihad."

The problem with the militants calling for sharia in the West is that they use the West's cherished freedom of speech argument to rant against the West, yet Islam itself does has no truck with freedom of speech and suppresses it whenever in a position of power. Classic jujitsu ; "Use the enemy's weakness as your strength." The only possible countermeasure is to withdraw the right to freedom of speech from those whose professed faith would deny freedom of speech to others. The militants could hardly say they were not Muslim, as that itself would be blasphemy and punishable by death. Checkmate!

The Cairo Declaration of Human Rights in Islam is nothing more than an attempt to disarm critics of Islamic states' human rights records. It pays lip service to the UDHR, but crucially, only insofar as it is compatible with sharia, of which most western readers are ignorant. It's nothing more than blatant weasel words.

What I've said may seem like a thin end of the wedge or slippery slope argument, but it's estimated there are currently in excess of 60m displaced Muslims looking for a home, and Britain is portrayed, whether correctly or not, as a land flowing with milk, honey and state handouts, which is why migrants travel across Europe to reach here.

We also have a habit, through human rights legislation, of giving refuge to militant imams who are under a threat of death in their homeland for promoting insurrection against secularised governments.

These migrants are coming from the fervently devout and semi-literate Muslim countries where the overwhelming majority favour a literal interpretation of the Koran. The goal of most Muslims around the world is a world Caliphate of Islam; where they may differ is the means by which that is to be achieved - through the democratic overwhelming of the ballot box (once again using the jujitsu principle), or by the more gruesome means favoured by ISIS and their barbaric ilk.

The only saving grace is that when militant Muslims are not busy fighting the West, they invariably tend to turn on each other for a variety of reasons. However, that can't be relied on to save us from totalitarianism by stealth.

Radical Islam is a strange term to use - so-called Muslim radicals are actually staunch conservatives with not one ounce of radicalism in their blood. Radical Islam must be, by definition, non-traditional or reformed Islam, which is a long way off, if ever, and ironically can only ever materialise within the West through the auspices of those Muslims who have been born into and grown up in a western culture - if the Islamists don't get to them first. It's unrealistic to expect a Muslim reformation to be supported by those Muslims who cling to eastern culture and wear eastern clothing in the streets of Britain. If we wan to keep Britain's British culture, regardless of racial or ethnic mix, then multiculturalism has to be an enemy of the state.

Here is an interesting article from The Gurniad by a British Muslim about moderate Muslims.