Friday, 13 August 2010

Body Horticulture

A Massachusetts man has been found to have a pea plant growing in his lung. That’s nothing; when a child, my mother used to swear I grew potatoes in my ears and had a worm factory up my bum that was working double shifts and overtime.

1 comment:

The Girl With The Mousy Hair said...

I used to have nightmares that seeds could grow inside me. It turns out this was true.
Were your potatoes King Edwards or Jersey Royals?