Overheard in the Caravan:
No.1 Son: "Dad, do they have star frooms in the NHS?"
Chairman: "What?"
No.1 Son: "Do they have star frooms?"
Chairman: "What's a star froom?"
No.1 Son: "Where the starf have tea of course."
Chairman: "Oh, you mean staffrooms!"
No.1 Son: "That's what I said!"
Chairman: "You're too posh for your own good."
No.1 Son: "You're so northern!"
Blatter dismisses racism worries:
Fifa president Sepp Blatter says he does not believe football has a problem with racism, and any rows between players can be resolved with a handshake or a pogrom.
1 comment:
You are bringing t'lad up all wrong.
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