Musings

I think they should replace animals used in biomedical testing with fundamentalist animal rights activists.

In a bid to appear more customer friendly, Starbucks are going to ask customers their name and address them as such. I shall say my name is 'sir'!

You know these no-win-no-fee court actions? I wonder if these lawyers would be willing to take on no-win-no-fee divorce cases, or indeed if there are such things as no-win-no-fee marriages?

I'm going off gastro-pubs - the ones where chefs change more often than my son changes his shirt. Every time the chef changes you run the risk of the quality yo-yo-ing and the food being inedible. Chef-proprietor establishments are far better as you know what you're going to get year on year.