Sunday 29 April 2012

Screed for Pensions


Called someone about the floor screed on Friday afternoon, he came out to case the joint yesterday morning and the screed's being delivered at 06:00 tomorrow. That's what I call service.

The trouble is that while we can walk on it within 48 hours, it takes a day per millimetre for complete dryness - that's 75 days before we can subject it to any load.

Here's a conundrum for you:


  1. The state pension system is a pyramid scheme that necessitates a growing population to fund it.
  2. There are simply too many of us.

Analyse, discuss and resolve.


1 comment:

Geo. said...

Eat the old ones before they go off...