I have an answer to the Julian Assange dilemma! A compulsory purchase order on the Ecuadorian embassy - no-one can stand up to the council planning department!
Well, we collected the chandelier from Leigh. Eee by 'eck, but it were grim up there in deepest, darkest, industrial (or post-industrial) Lancashire.
My heart was in my mouth a few times going over bumps, but we got it back in one piece. It's absolutely magnificent and well worth the hundred quid for the van and diesel. Now for how to get it into the rafters. Methinks it's definitely going to have to hang from a pulley system.
What with all this kerfuffle about schools selling off playing fields, I'm just hoping football clubs will start doing the same.
Talking of the post-Olympic effect, are we about to see obese, middle-aged blokes on bikes falling like flies as they mount bikes in an attempt to emulate Bradley Wiggins?
Thinking of some spoof blogs to start:
What with all this kerfuffle about schools selling off playing fields, I'm just hoping football clubs will start doing the same.
Talking of the post-Olympic effect, are we about to see obese, middle-aged blokes on bikes falling like flies as they mount bikes in an attempt to emulate Bradley Wiggins?
Thinking of some spoof blogs to start:
- Victoria Beckham - How to Get by on a Budget of £50k a Week.
- Liam Gallagher's Meissen Porcelain Collectors' Blog.
- Jeremy Clarkson - Vegan Living.
- Prince Harry - Nazi Memorabilia and Family Heirlooms.
- Vladimir Putin - How to Make Friends and Influence People.
- Bashar Al-Assad - Self Deception for Beginners.
- Brian Sewell - Real Ale Tasting Notes.
- HMQ's Retro 60s Furnishings Blog.
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