Overheard in the Caravan:
The Chairman is washing the dishes...
Chairman: "We're missing a bowl."
Hay: "See if you can work it out with that brain of yours."
Chairman:"Oh, yes - it has the salad remains in it."
Hay: "It was right in front of your face!"
Chairman: "Brain the size of a planet and I missed it."
Hay: "More like a black hole!"
Why is it that by 2016 dogs must be chipped by law and not cats? I would posit that while a dog bite can be rather nasty, there are far more nasty scratches from cats than bites from dogs, added to which cats decimate wildlife. Dogs just sit around chewing a rubber bone and looking daft.
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I think the point is here that owners tend to know where their dogs are which makes it easy for them to be accounted for wereas cats can roam anywhere. its a bit like targeting motorists, they are easy to catch whearas other types of criminals are not. If you get my drift.
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