Saturday, 21 September 2013

Overheard in the Restaurant


The Chairman is studying the wine list and about to place a drinks order with the young girl behind the bar, who looks the type who doesn't do named wines and prefers numbers from a list.

Chairman: "I'd like a large No. 2, please."

Landlord: "The toilets are over there sir."


1 comment:

Steve Borthwick said...

Did it have a good nose?