Overheard while reading the Sunday papers:
Hay: "I see they're selling tinted moisturiser for men for the no-makeup-makeup look. Would you try it?"
Chairman: "It would be a cold day in hell before I did."
Overheard while watching Poldark:
Chairman: "I can't believe how much that bloke who plays Ross Poldark looks like me."
Hay: "you have a head, two arms and two legs; the resemblance finishes there. You look more like Poldark's servant, Judd."
Later:
Seafaring Captain to Verity Poldark: "Are you interested in rigging, Miss Poldark?"
Chairman: "Now, as a seafaring type myself, I can spot a euphemism a mile off."
2 comments:
That's a ropey euphemism if ever I heard one..
He was probably 3 sheets to the wind when he said it.
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