Bowie - a book has just come out, an album released and then he goes and kicks the bucket without anyone knowing he was ill. That's a stylish exit - the ultimate performance art!
I hear that, once he takes over Britain, this Jihadi Sid character - who sounds like one of Captain Beakey's partners in crime - is going to flog all Indian restaurant owners for selling beer. That's taking the 'no safe limit' recommendation a bit too far if you ask me.
I hear that, once he takes over Britain, this Jihadi Sid character - who sounds like one of Captain Beakey's partners in crime - is going to flog all Indian restaurant owners for selling beer. That's taking the 'no safe limit' recommendation a bit too far if you ask me.
I'd like to know what his stance is on the junior doctors' strike and what his plans are for housing on flood plains. While he's at it, would be cancel all roadworks during national holidays?
If he ever did come to power, then shadow cabinet resignations would be a bit more interesting - if there were to be a shadow cabinet, that is. More likely the shadow cabinet would be lined up outside a convenient post office and resignations effected at the point of a Kalashnikov.
If he ever did come to power, then shadow cabinet resignations would be a bit more interesting - if there were to be a shadow cabinet, that is. More likely the shadow cabinet would be lined up outside a convenient post office and resignations effected at the point of a Kalashnikov.
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You certainly promulgate some utter twaddle at times.
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