Overheard in the pub:
Chairman: "I'm quite gregarious, it's just that I don't like people."
Hay: "That statement will be on your Overheard blog segment tomorrow."
Later:
Chairman: "Don't you think you mother me?"
Hay: "In what way?"
Chairman: "Well, you sometimes organise what I wear?"
Hay: "That's simply because I don't want to be seen out with a tramp."
Later still:
Waitress: "What 5 cheeses would you like for your cheeseboard?"
Chairman: "Oh, let's see - Dairylea, Philadelphia, Baby Bell, Kraft Cheese Slices and Cheese Strings."
Chairman: "I'm quite gregarious, it's just that I don't like people."
Hay: "That statement will be on your Overheard blog segment tomorrow."
Later:
Chairman: "Don't you think you mother me?"
Hay: "In what way?"
Chairman: "Well, you sometimes organise what I wear?"
Hay: "That's simply because I don't want to be seen out with a tramp."
Later still:
Waitress: "What 5 cheeses would you like for your cheeseboard?"
Chairman: "Oh, let's see - Dairylea, Philadelphia, Baby Bell, Kraft Cheese Slices and Cheese Strings."
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