Your Daily Dose

I think I might follow the marketing strategies of the vitamin companies and launch a few products.

I heard an avert on the radio for a pill that allegedly provides you with half your daily requirement of vitamin D. This is despite a reasonably balanced diet and a few minutes outside in the sun providing you with your full, daily requirement, without the need to spend extra.

So, how about me selling cannisters of compressed air, maintaining they supply you with half your daily requirement of air, or flagons of water that provide you with half your daily requirement of water. Naturally, they will be priced astronomically high.