Saturday 7 September 2019

Snake Face


I accidentally shaved by beard off this week. You might ask how one can do that, but I absentmindedly made a single pass over my beard with the wrong attachment on my beard trimmer - it was the very short attachment, rather than the medium one. Naturally, I had to continue shaving the rest off.


The result, however, was surprising - my chin has turned into a heat seeking device. like some species of snake, which have infrared sensors called pit organs, I could sense with my chin every item in the kitchen that was generating heat, and from quite a distance.


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