Be Prepared

Saw a chap in the queue ahead of me in Lidl yesterday. He had a certain eastern European look about him.

His provisions were:

• 3 bottles of vodka,
• 6 jars of gherkins,
• 6 jars of herrings,
• Loads of raw meat,
• 6 cartons of orange juice, and
• A large box of toilet paper.

I thought the addition of the last item showed foresight and preparedness.