The Chairman is reclining on the sofa with eyes closed, listening to Radio 4, and suddenly gets up.
Hay: "Oh, woken up have you?"
Chairman: "I wasn't asleep - I was listening to the program on Mithras."
Hay: "With your eyes closed, mouth open and snoring?"
Chairman: "I wasn't snoring - I was purring."
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