Overheard in Various Places

In the caravan.....

Hay: "That's the duck and the turkey cooked. I should really put them somewhere cool till tomorrow."

Chairman: "How about your dad's house - pensioners seem to like living in chilly places at this time of year."

At the neighbours' mulled wine and mince pie evening....

Chairman: "That's a nice cheese - what is it?"

Colin (our builder): "Black Bomber. I looked it up on the Internet the other day and misspelled it - Sam(antha) was ever so upset with the images that came up on Google."

Can't help feeling that putting Christmas cooking programs on TV on Christmas Eve, when all the shops are already shut, is scraping the barrel a bit. Better to put Easter cooking programs on, surely!

A Merry Christmas to you all and I just hope you have enough food to last till the shops open again tomorrow!