This damned fibre optic internet is still being a pain. I was lucky to get more than 15 minutes of continuous on-line time yesterday. Hopefully today the line will settle down and stabilise.
Seeing as it was her Birthday New Year's Eve last night, I took Hay out for a meal.
Overheard in the pub:
Hay: "Basically, once they get to your age, there are two kinds of men; the sad ones who try too hard (going to the gym and obviously aren't suited to it), and the genuine slobs."
Chairman: "What about me?"
Hay: "Among the two types of men are such diverse elements as the try-too-hard, the slob....and the deluded - oh damn! Among the three types of men are such diverse elements as ....."
Later, while watching "Witness" at home:
Hay: "How can Harrison Ford make drinking a glass of lemonade look sexy? Among the three types of men are such diverse elements as the try-too-hard, the slob, the deluded.... and Harrison Ford - oh damn! Among the four types of men are such diverse elements as ....."
Later still:
Hay: "Kelley McGllis is about to abandon her faith."
Chairman:"Did you abandon your faith when you met me?"
Hay: "I abandoned by bloody senses!"
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