The Chairman is getting his annual flu jab at the surgery. After administering the jab, the nurse asks:
Nurse: "Do you have any problems balancing - do you fall over?"
Chairman: "No."
Nurse: "Memory problems?"
Chairman: "No."
When leaving the car park:
Hay: "Where are the car keys?"
Chairman: "How would I know?"
Hay: "Because I gave them to you not 5 minutes ago!"
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