Lost in Translation

MPs and peers say migrants should have to learn English. I have no problem with that, but if other countries were to impose similar rules on Brits migrating to their countries, I believe we'd have very little emigration, except to former colonies. 

If you start a Google search with the words 'the British are notoriously bad', Google automatically, and amusingly, completes it with 'at learning foreign tongues'.

If God is indeed an Englishman, then he won't be able to understand prayers in any other language...