The Chairman has been trying (unsuccessfully) to get No.1 son to get rid of his stick insect collection, which has been growing exponentially, as they will not survive a winter in the caravan.
Chairman (to No.1 Son): "Those stick insects have to be gone by the end of today. I have warned you. By hook or by crook, they will go by teatime."
Hay: "You're not going to kill them, are you?"
No.1 Son: "What if they die of old age?"
Hay: "That's a point - how long to stick insects live?"
Chairman: "Till teatime on Sundays!"
3 comments:
you can edit the article because you misspelled "THEY" or "THEY ARE"
Merci! It was a typo.
See my last but one bloglet re rats as pets, and my suggestion to you, Chairman, to get two for your son - You could always try feeding the stick insects to them?!
p.s. PLEASE DON'T!
Fhina x
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