Overheard Smoking Lepers

The Chairman is retrieving his spectacles from Hay's lap, leering in the process:

Hay: "You're like a dirty old man."

Chairman: "What do you mean, like?"


Later:

TV Advert Announcer: "So remember to look for the signs of a stroke: dropped face, unable to raise the arms, slurred speech...."

Hay: "Wouldn't be able to tell with you, that's how you are normally."


Do lepers in California feel like smokers?