Hayley is congenitally incapable of cutting a whole loaf. Slices invariably come out thin at one end and thick at the other and the loaf ends up looking as if it was given to a bunch of kids. Is this a female thing, or are there blokes out there who are also cack-handed with a bread knife? The ramifications for DIY are enormous for blokes who can't cut a loaf - just imagine the carnage following an attempt to make a couple of shelves. It doesn't bear thinking about!
We were watching a film called 'Gone Girl' on Amazon Prime the other night. A wife tried to frame her husband for her murder following her disappearance. Drops of her blood were found in the kitchen, which she had placed there, but he (being a bloke) was unlikely to notice. Hay maintained she could slosh buckets of blood on our kitchen floor and I still wouldn't notice. I do notice hacked loaves though.
Donald Trump's government has issued a ruling that allows employers to opt out of providing free birth control to women, allowing employers and insurers to decline to provide birth control if doing so violates their "religious beliefs" or "moral convictions". Seems to me that it allows employers to claim it's against their religions convictions, even if they have none.
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Wife and daughter the same (wonky cutters) clearly a girl thing ;)
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