But Where Else?

Overheard while walking in the Steart Peninsula wetland bird reserve.

Chairman: "That's Hinkley Point over there. If that power station went critical this whole area would be taken out."

Hay: "But what are the chances of that happening? Where has there ever been a nuclear incident at a power station?"

Chairman: "Three Mile Island."

Hay: "But where else besides Three Mile Island?"

Chairman: "Chernobyl."

Hay: "Yes, but where else besides Three Mile Island and Chernobyl?"

Chairman: "Fukushima."

Hay: "Yes, but where else besides Three Mile Island, Chernobyl and Fukushima....."

Chairman: "Sellafield.

Hay: "Yes, but where else besides........."