That Weekend

It's that weekend again.

Now there are three options:

1. Jesus was crucified on a cross and died.
2. He was merely stunned.
3. He was dead rose from the dead on the 3rd day.

I think the first option is the most likely and obeys Occam's razor. The 2nd option is a possibility, although the Romans were quite good at killing people on crosses. The 3rd option is the least likely, circumventing all known laws of physics and chemistry.

Talking of the Romans, is it possible they left Britain because they couldn't see the point of British Summer Time?