Tuesday, 19 May 2026

Dual Use BBQ Technology

Hay and I were looking through the Aldi leaflet when we spotted it. 


A wooden barbecue for children.

Hay looked at it for a moment and said: “Well, I suppose it’s single use.”

I replied:

“No, dual use. It makes the charcoal for the adult version.”

And that really is the perfect summary of modern barbecue culture. Spend £400 on a giant outdoor cooking station with shelves, hooks, gauges and wheels, only to produce six burnt sausages while standing in drizzle saying:

“It’s the charcoal that gives the flavour.”

Aldi have simply cut out the middleman. Straight from barbecue to fuel. Efficient German thinking.


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