Overheard in the caravan after The Chairman had been away for two days seeing customers up north and Hay having inspected his travel bag:
Hay: “Have you been wearing the same set of clothes for two whole days?”
Chairman: “Well, I don’t like to unnecessarily…”
Hay: “Be clean?”
Chairman: "You wouldn't understand - it's a man thing."
4 comments:
You don't need to change your clothes as much up north. Over time, all that smoke from the mill chimneys destroys the olfactory receptors and therefore personal hygiene isn't such a big issue. Another advantage of living north of Chesterfield.
Did you not even change your pants???
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Alan: I knew there was an excuse.
Scarlet: You can wear them back-to-front, and then inside out. My record is a week - but there again I'm a bloke.
back-to-front?!?! ReallY?!?!?!
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