Overheard in the kitchen:
Hay: "Which part of 'don't stamp all over the kitchen in your dirty shoes' didn't you hear.
Chairman: "All of it."
Hooray - the bank agreed to the massive loan to pay for the stamps required to send all our Christmas cards. Managed to get them all off yesterday morning - until, that is, we receive a Christmas card from someone we accidentally left off the list. They'll naturally see that as an intended sleight, which means we'll end up sending them one that arrives well after Christmas. Never fails to happen.
I'm now feel I've been poisoned by envelope gum. Hideous concoction that I'm sure has some nasty side effects.
1 comment:
Don't send the late Christmas card - Tactical move is to send them a New Year's card, and make them feel guilty.
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