Tuesday, 9 April 2019

Chas & Dave as Dinner Guests


Overheard in the car:

Chairman: "What's your critique of Goethe's phenomenology?"

Hay: "Who?"

Chairman: "Goethe."

Hay: "Wasn't that a Chas and Dave song?"

Hay and I have reached the conclusion that we need to cultivate a circle of young friends with kids. They're the perfect dinner guests, as they don't drink a lot, don't have much to argue about, are rather vague about politics and leave early because of the kids.


Old lushes like us are simply a pain in the arse; we drink a lot, argue about every bloody thing under the sun and overstay our welcome due to our freedom and rarely leaving till the small hours.


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