White vs Red Buses

Women prefer white wine and men generally prefer red. Why?

I think it may be to do with the fact white wine smells flowery and doesn't stain when spilled and women hate clothing stains. Men, of the other hand, are known not to be averse to a few stains on their clothing.

Any other theories?

We're continually told that alcohol isn't a solution, but in this case it is, in so many ways.

A medic has warned Boris Johnson of not returning to work too early, as; "He will feel like he's been hit by several buses". Wonder if they're red and have slogans across their sides?

I don't think they need worry; Boris doesn't make a habit of returning to work early.