Overheard while walking:
Hay: "What kind of knickers did the 1st Mrs Chairman have?"
Chairman: "Lacy."
Hay: "And the 2nd Mrs Chairman?"
Chairman: "Practical."
Hay: "And the nearly 3rd Mrs Chairman?"
Chairman: "Barely functional."
Hay: "That all makes sense - you can tell a lot about a person from their knickers."
Chairman: "So there's not much to you.....?"
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