Man City a Pattern for Modern Business, Say Unions
Man City's wages bill of 107% of revenues is a perfect way in which to run a business, union leaders have said.
Obidiah Higginbottom, Secretary General of the Steam Shovelers’ Union, said; “if only all business had this enlightened outlook, there would be no strikes.”
Olympic Ticket Lottery – a Marketing Tour de Force
The Chairman thinks the manner in which the Olympic tickets were sold was a marketing set-piece.
You have a plethora of games, the vast majority of which are not of the least interest to the average person. What better way to sell the tickets for these non-events than putting them into a lottery with tickets everyone will want?
Most people will get a consolation prize of a ticket for something they’re not really interested in watching. The really unlucky may get 2 such tickets.
Newly Qualified Teachers Confused
A Scottish council’s plan to pay newly qualified teachers half pay has confused university leavers – they’re not sure whether they should multiply a teacher’s full salary by two, or divide it by two in order to determine what they will earn.
4 comments:
Manchester United's wages are 46% of revenue, Manchester City's are 107%!
Phil - thanks for the correction.
PS - given your occupation, does my mistake count as blasphemy?
Simple errors are not blasphemy. Now if you had praised Manchester City I'm afraid the 9th circle of hell awaits!
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