Saturday 15 February 2020

Miracle Toilet Paper


Have you noticed that the search for softer and softer toilet paper has resulted in toilet paper that's almost impossible to flush? Damned stuff is so padded and soft that it's buoyant. Daft buggers - I have to use two or 3 flushes to get rid of it. Not exactly a responsible use of water.

Ever heard of miraculin? No, I hadn't either. Apparently it binds to your sweetness receptors on your tongue and turns even the most sour of substances into sweetness. Apparently it occurs naturally in a fruit called the Miracle Berry.





1 comment:

Steve Borthwick said...

Does it have to be stored in a container made from unobtainium?