A work colleague of mine has had gastric problems for a number of years, which eventually culminated in him requiring a gastroscopy. However, whenever he has had an appointment for his gastroscopy the procedure was a failure due to him gagging and the procedure having to be called off.
In recognition of the problem, he now has an appointment for a colonoscopy in an attempt to determine the cause of his gastric distress from the opposite end.
Yesterday, after he had collected his young daughter from school, we were talking about the problem in the car, temporarily oblivious to the fact his daughter was sat behind us. After a while, we realised she was sat behind us and wondered whether there would be some innocent, but embarrassingly graphic information imparted to the other kids at primary school the next day, such as; "Daddy can't take it in his mouth, but he's OK with it up his bum."
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