Thursday 13 May 2021

Queen's Speech II

No wonder Boris needed a donor to fund his flat redecoration - the bugger has an outstanding County Court Judgement. His credit record must be trashed.

Terrible situation in Palestine. Do you seriously think Boris is 'deeply concerned' about the violence, as he maintains? I think he feels he just has to say that and is more concerned about squirming out of the multiple inquiries into his questionable conduct. 

What would be a laugh would be for him to offer his undoubted international statesmanship, vast diplomatic skills gained as a sacked Foreign Secretary and natural gravitas as a mediator between the Palestinians and Israelis. He'd probably suggest it would be resolved with a bout of the Eton Wall Game and dinner at the Bullingdon Club.



OK, so at least we now know there's going to be an inquiry into the handling of the Covid debacle - but next spring? Say it lasts 3 years, which he'll ensure it does (if not longer), then he'll be in the clear. Leaving it till next year also gives the government time to bury any damning evidence. It can't be now, he maintains, because 'we're still in the middle of the crisis, which doesn't quite chime with his ebullient relaxing of lockdown restrictions. Can't help feeling that his push to be able to call elections whenever he wants is also aligned to this. Can't wait till the 21st May, when Dom Cummings appears before Committee.

I hear there's to be a reduction in university funding for the arts, but who needs people like historians? Simply get a list together of some people who did horrible things in the past, focus only on their positive attributes and build loads of statues to them. That should be enough for a history degree, surely?

Compulsory chipping for cats? Why? Never heard of anyone being killed by a cat. It would be curtains for any stray, including Railway, if he were ever caught. It's allegedly to assist lost cats being reunited with their owners, but cats tend to leave their owners for a reason. They're masters at finding better accommodation.


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