Lies in Dover

So the serial lying charlatan has been fined - 6 times allegedly, although that could be shared between him and Sunak, with possibly more to come. He's lied again, not only to the public, but to Parliament, and refuses to do the decent thing after becoming the only sitting PM n history to be thus fined.

His supporters are saying it's nothing and; "Don't you know there's a war on?"

The UK changed PM,

• Four times in the war in Afghanistan,
• In the Iraq War,
• In the Gulf War, 
• In the Korean War, 
• In the Second World War, 
• In the First World War,
• In the Second Boer War, 
• In the Second Opium War, 
• In the Crimean War,
• Twice in the Peninsular War. 

And we're not even in the Russia / Ukraine War, except as an arms supplier, for which I'm sure he's getting a kickback. Should we become involved, isn't it vital we have a PM with integrity, instead of a 3 legged donkey with not a single redeeming quality and who can't remember attending parties.

The same defenders of the lying charlatan, those with a moral compass that is so low that it must be at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, are also maintaining that the queues at Dover are nothing to do with Brexit and everything to do with P&O Ferries withdrawing ships on the route. 

How can that be when,

• There are no similar queues in France,
• The remaining ferries are leaving half full because of uncompleted paperwork, and
• A crucial IT system failed - a system that wasn't even needed prior to Brexit.

Naturally, introducing delays can't possibly result in delays being introduced.

One has to feel a modicum of sympathy for Boris and you can't blame him for trying to cling to power- he's now unemployable in any other role, except as Communications Director to Putin. He can't even rely on the traditional income source of an ex PM - the memoirs - as it will simply be a pack of lies.

Perhaps he can write a new political satire - Yes Crime Minister...