Overheard in the caravan:
Newscaster: “A Liberal Democrat MP’s Russian assistant is to be deported for alleged espionage.”
Chairman’s son: “Dad – what’s espionage?”
Chairman: “Spying.”
Chairman’s son: “Oh, I though it meant not being able to spell very well.”
Chairman: "No - that's called graduating from university."
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And I thought it meant an old age pensioner living in Spain
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