Overheard while unwrapping Xmas presents:
Hayley: “I’ve bought you T-shirt. It’s slim-fit, but I can send it back.”
Overheard while unwrapping Xmas presents:
Hayley: “It’s a packet of stem ginger biscuits.”
Chairman: “Yes, but under the right circumstances, they can become any ginger biscuit.”
Hayley: “Ah, by stem ginger they obviously mean undifferentiated ginger.”
Overheard while the Chairman is emptying the ashes from the wood burner:
Chairman: “Have you seen the fire mit?”
Hayley: “You are joking, aren’t you?”
Chairman (after suddenly seeing the glove materialise right in front of his eyes): “It was camouflaged.”
Hayley: “What as? A fire mit?”
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My research shows ability to overlook objects right under noses is carried on the y chromosome. Happy New Year.
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