Overheard in the car:
Chairman: "OK Google......OK Google...........OK Google........OK GOOGLE!"
Google: "Bing."
Chairman: "What's the origin of the word nag in relation to a horse?"
Google: "Horse sense is......."
Chairman: "Bugger off, Google!"
Chairman: "Hi Bixby......Hi Bixby...........Hi Bixby........HI BIXBY!"
Bixby: "The time is 10:15."
Hay: " God - it's like me talking to you."
A hoodie of mine has become covered in fibre bobbles and I was looking for a fabric razor to shear the bobbles off. Wasn't sure what one of these gadgets was called, so I looked up de-bobbler on Amazon.
Chairman: "OK Google......OK Google...........OK Google........OK GOOGLE!"
Google: "Bing."
Chairman: "What's the origin of the word nag in relation to a horse?"
Google: "Horse sense is......."
Chairman: "Bugger off, Google!"
Chairman: "Hi Bixby......Hi Bixby...........Hi Bixby........HI BIXBY!"
Bixby: "The time is 10:15."
Hay: " God - it's like me talking to you."
A hoodie of mine has become covered in fibre bobbles and I was looking for a fabric razor to shear the bobbles off. Wasn't sure what one of these gadgets was called, so I looked up de-bobbler on Amazon.
Much to my surprise, that's exactly what they're called - and the one I bought works a treat.
Thought for the day: if Chinese characters comprise complete words, how can the Chinese play Scrabble or do crosswords?
1 comment:
I perceive a case of Woe-B-they-titis and the cure is three droplets of astro rain per day!
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