Monday, 30 April 2012

Bidet Celebrity Culture Page for Republicans


Overheard in the Caravan:

Hay: "Should we get a bidet for the bathrooms?"

Chairman: "Sorry - I'd rather wash my undies and socks in the washing machine."


A bit of celebrity analysis....

Katie Price talking about the problems with her failed marriage to Alex Reid: "I accept that these were in part caused by my marrying too quickly - we all make mistakes and this was one. However, Alex changed from the man I fell in love with." No Katie, people don't change that quickly; however, expectations do - especially if set unrealistically high in the first place. 

Heard this the other day about the dichotomy American Republicans adhere to; while they will fight to the death for the rights of the foetus, once it's delivered it's all on its own for the rest of its life and Republicans want nothing more to do with it.


1 comment:

  1. Republicans and religion, often a disastrous combination. Bronze-age morality intersects with semi-automatic weapons!

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