Friday, 28 December 2012

Overheard in the Caravan


The Chairman is reclining on the sofa with eyes closed, listening to Radio 4, and suddenly gets up.

Hay: "Oh, woken up have you?"

Chairman: "I wasn't asleep - I was listening to the program on Mithras."

Hay: "With your eyes closed, mouth open and snoring?"

Chairman: "I wasn't snoring - I was purring."




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