Thursday, 28 March 2013

Overheard at the Tip (Again)


The Chairman is depositing yet more detritus at the municipal tip.

Tip Operative: "Oi, mate, switch off your engine while unloading."

Chairman: "Oh, it's you again, mate. Any idea why? I arrive with my engine running and depart with my engine running - why on earth do I need to switch my engine off in the 30 seconds it takes to discharge my rubbish?"

Tip Operative: "Rules, mate."

Chairman: "Give me strength, mate!"

 

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