Overheard in the Caravan:
The Chairman is looking somewhat svelte as a result of the 5:2 diet.
Chairman: "I need some 32 inch waist trousers."
Hay: "You need some teeth first, Badger."
Later:
Hay: "I woke up this morning with terrible indigestion..."
Chairman: "Is this the start of a blues song? Has your dog died and your boyfriend left you?"
Hay: "Yup, an' I'm drivin' down to Memphis."
Not too many 'Overheard in the Caravans' left; before long it'll be Overheard in the House...
Saw this advert on TV last night - thought it amusing...
1 comment:
"Overheard in the House" doesn't have the same ring to it. I am starting one of those on-line e-petition thingys to make you stay in the caravan. You owe it to your audience.
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