Wednesday 20 May 2020

Anti-Melanial, Belligerence


Donald Trump is an utter arsehole, a statement no-one with a brain can refute. He's told the world that he's taking hydroxychloroquine. My theory is that, given the side-effects can include heart problems and possible death, Melania has persuaded him to take it in the hope of shortening her pain.


Perhaps he's taking it because he misheard it's an anti-melanial drug...

My preferred conspiracy theory is that it's an attempt by his doctor to get rid of him. I hope it's successful.

Talking of arseholes, yesterday No.2 Son, who is working as an online picker at our local Tesco while waiting to hear whether he can return to university, was threatened by a customer. The customer was proceeding along an aisle in contravention to the one-way signs. No.2 Son politely asked him to turn around and follow the directions for the safety of the other shoppers. His response was to ram No.2 Son's picking trolley, which caused his shopping trolley to bounce across the aisle into an elderly lady. He then threatened to fill No.2 Son in, which I would have liked to have seen, as he's well over 6 foot, built like a brick shithouse and is more than capable of handling himself. No.2 Son then asked him to repeat his threat, knowing full well that, unbeknownst to his belligerent, a store manager was stood right behind him. The idiot chose to repeat the threat, upon which No.2 Son's manager ordered said customer out of the store, telling him he wouldn't be served. Result!


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