Monday, 26 July 2021

Save Water

Do you know what the government could do to save water? Ban the sale of bog paper that takes 3 flushes to get rid of the bloody stuff, especially when water saving loos are all the rage.

We do our best to buy the cheapest toilet paper around, as it's usually not the quilted rubbish; however, we occasionally get fooled into buying it and then using a week's worth of water to flush it down the loo when the pockets of buoyant air bring it to the top of the toilet bowl.

Think of the environment - single ply, unquilted, flushable.


Steve Borthwick said...

Torn up pages of the Daily Mail?

Roger said...

Have you gone to ground sir?