Desk Detritus

 My desk is looking a bit of a tip. I thought I'd do an inventory:

• Laptop,
• Leather Filofax,
• Set of Stanley knives,
• Set of scalpels,
• Bicycle headlight,
• Genius power pack,
• Vinyl wrap spreader,
• iSteady gimbal instruction manual,
• Tennis ball,
• Small, Philips screwdriver,
• Induction charger,
• USB cable for phone charging,
• USB cable for vape charging,
• USB cable for iSteady gimbal charging,
• Pack of spectacle headbands,
• 2 x spectacle cases, one for sunglasses, one for broken spectacles,
• Small, wooden pillbox for used and reconditioned vape atomisers,
• Vape juice,
• 2 x Ventilin inhalers, both part used,
• 2 x facemasks,
• Back scratcher,
• Cloth cutter,
• Wooden coaster made by No.1 Son a decade ago,
• Slate coaster with the HMS Conway crest on it (old school),
• Laptop mouse,
• iSteady gimbal,
• Clip from bicycle that fixes something (can't remember what) to handlebars,
• Spectacle pouch,
• Several memo pads,
• Vape,
• Espresso cup,
• Door lock spring,
• WD40 can.

That's just on the desk part. I really need a clear-up, says Hay.