Overheard in Pembroke':
Chairman: "Is this a charity shop?"
Hay; "Of course not - can't you see it's a gift shop?"
Chairman; "Don't forget I have my new specs on, so I can't see a thing."
I bought some replacement specs from Glasses Direct, or some such on-line emporium, but I think I chose the wrong varifocal option and I've been staggering around like an old person for a week. Changes in the floor level are invisible and tripping is a daily hazard.
Spotted this lovely selfie-stick holder in one of the charity shops.
We bought some food in a Co-Op there. I've seen everything now.
Can no-one boil eggs anymore?
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