In order to give the impression of change and save his bacon, The Greased Piglet is to announce a slew of new, populist policies in the coming weeks - policies which, again, won't be delivered, much as all his policies and promises to date haven't been delivered.
- 50,000 more nurses and 6,000 more GPs
- 40 new hospitals.
- 20,000 more police.
- Getting Brexit done.
- No checks on good going between UK and NI and NI to UK.
- Points-based immigration system.
- No rise in income taxes or National Insurance.
- Fixing the crisis in the care system.
- Keeping the Triple Lock.
- Spending 0.7% of GNI on international aid.
- Fastest vaccine roll-out in Europe.
- Fastest growth in G7.
Here we have a photo of Johnson doing his Jedi mind trick, saying; "These are not the promises you are looking for."
The problem is that he hasn't actually mastered the technique. His problem is the lack of commitment or planning and the fact his Cabinet is stuffed with fiercely loyal incompetents.
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